Gentlemen...
Have a look at the headlock here
See that chap over there... he,
This is the bloke who got me on the penis people
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Why did you do this to me?
For what reason?
For what charge?
Eating a meal?
Oh thats a nice headlock sir
Ah yes, I see you know your judo well
Good one
And you sir
are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?
Tata, and farewell